Funny Gift Booksby Polly & Ash

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For everyone who said, “Don’t get me anything.”

Funny gift books for dads, grandpas, grandmas, retirees, golfers, fishermen, cat people and more. Plus a free printables pack to tuck inside.

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The Bonus RoundFree printables: frame-ready certificates, a family joke game and gift tags.

Cover of 101 Habits of Highly Retired Men by Ash Cole Cover of 101 Habits of Highly Retired Women by Polly Calloway Cover of The Dad Jokes Bible by Ash Cole Cover of 101 Habits of Highly Adoring Grandmas by Polly Calloway Cover of The Best Grandpa Jokes Ever by Ash Cole Cover of 101 Habits of Highly Spoiled Cats by Polly Calloway Cover of 101 Habits of Highly Hooked Fishermen by Ash Cole Cover of 101 Habits of First-Time Grandmas by Polly Calloway Free printablescertificates, jokes & tags

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    Ash Cole, author avatar

    Ash’s shelf for him

    Retirement, bathroom trivia, grandpa jokes, dad jokes, fishing tales, golf excuses and life skills for teen boys. Short chapters, clean jokes, big grins.

    Polly Calloway, author avatar

    Polly’s shelf for her

    Retirees, grandmas, brand-new grandmas, cat moms, wives who are never wrong and teen girls who already know everything. Warm, quick and made for reading aloud.

    What’s in the free pack

    The Bonus Round

    Free printables: frame-ready certificates, a family joke game and gift tags.

    Print a piece, tuck it in with the gift, and watch it end up on the fridge.

    • Frame-ready certificatesFrom Grandpa’s to the cat’s. Type the name, print it and frame it.
    • The Family Joke-Off Kit60 fold-over joke cards in five decks, Groan-o-Meter paddles, a score sheet and a champion’s certificate.
    • Gift tags & fold-over cardsTwelve gift tags and four fold-over cards: retirement, grandparents, Father’s Day and birthday.
    • Bonus funA door hanger, Golf Excuse Bingo, a Tall-Tale Scorecard, fridge posters and more.

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    The authors

    Meet Polly & Ash

    Polly Calloway

    Polly writes for the women who hold the family together and still make time for brunch: retirees, grandmas, brand-new grandmas, cat moms and wives who are, frankly, never wrong. Her books are warm, quick and made for reading aloud.

    Ash Cole

    Ash writes the books men actually finish: retirement habits, bathroom trivia, grandpa jokes, dad jokes, fishing tales and golf excuses. Every chapter is short enough to read between naps, and every joke is clean enough for Thanksgiving. Mostly.